A weird little dream

I woke up today to find myself in some alien land.. I was sure that i had been to this land before, but could not recall how it was, i kind of know the reason for me to not able to recall anything about that place.. I wanted the dream to continue, so i stopped thinking about the past :o..

I was not able to decide whether the place was heaven or hell.. I could see some people longing for my blood, but at the same time i could see some people dressed in white, similar to how we know from movies that those in heaven always dress in white..

I was being fed just like how a bali bakra is fed before it is sacrificed, they were applying some weird paste on me similar to how they apply on chicken before they roast it..i ran like anything to escape from there.. When i was about to confirm it is indeed hell, i could see angels all over the place.. I was getting frustrated because i could not find out what place it was..

At that precise moment, i heard a voice.. "Mr.Vineeth all your tests are over and you can get the results after 5 hours.." Now i was able to figure out everything.. It was not a dream :P.. I had been to Appolo clinic, Koramangala for medical check-up.. Mentioning the area is necessary because those who visited that particular clinic can visualize the heaven with all the angels ;)..

Since the dream was over and i had 5 hrs to pass time, had a nice chicken dum biriyaani, went to Forum and bought a wallet worth, wait for it.... 700 bucks :(.. i am such a poor shopper.. i bought my previous wallet at a 1$ shop in korea.. Then spent the longest 2 hrs in a cinema hall watching lamhaa.. :( my roomie had already watched inception so we had to chose that one..

Then came the time for the results.. There are supposed to be 2 consultations, 1 with the dietician and other physician.. First i went to the dietician, she saw the results and was like OMG this is the most perfect report i am seeing in a long time.. :P i started visualizing myself as the Mr.Perfect all know me as.. I told i eat a lot of chocolates and sweet and she started pleading me to stop eating chocolates and sweets.. it seems in the future there might be some problems.. She was scolding me when i told that i stopped going to gym.. Generally dietician consultation takes less than 5 mins.. she didn't leave me for more than 15 mins :P :D ;).. I didn't even go to physician after that, i was satisfied with the perfect guy thing :)..

All the characters in this post are real and there is no fiction :D..

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The Mr.Perfect and
a Jobless person