Captain vs Balayya..

All the contents of this post are real and there is no usage of dupes during the shooting of these videos.. This is going to be the war of the century..I am not able to predict who is going to win this battle of the titans.. Let the show begin.. Njoy the show off for supremacy :P..

It begins with both showcasing their skills on bullets..

First up is Captain..



Wow Captain you are a superhuman.. Now it is balayya's turn, lets see what he has got in store



Ohh no he messed it up the first time.. But the stunt was worth a 2nd try isn't it?

Next up they will show us their magical skills by moving bodies without touching them..

It is going to be Balayya who is longing to go first,



Hmm a gr8 trick i say.. I am not sure anyone else in this world can do that.. Let us see what Captain has to say on this..



OMG the reply is short and powerful..

Now it seems they want to show us some random skills..



I seriously doubt if even Microsoft has found out such a feature in their WM player.. Hats off to captain for that..



Woah woah Balayya that is too dangerous, we know that you want to win but plz don't take risks for such silly show offs.. You have so many hard core fans out there.. anyayam chesi velipokandi..



Captain never ceases to amaze us.. That was brilliant..

Wait a moment!.. :( this is bad news.. We are getting some flash news that Balayya is seriously injured while performing the previous stunt and he wont be able to participate any further.. Thus the show comes to an end abruptly without us being able to decide the winner.. Both were awesome, but we are going to miss such a healthy competition.. Get well soon balayya..

Now we are leaving it to the viewers to decide on the winner of this amazing clash of the titans..

Wow what an amazing commentary by the blogger.. Hats off to him as well.. ;) :D :P

Waiting for brick bats and goonda fans :(,
A frightened Jobless person..

The URrrrr!! man..

:P don't take the title seriously :(..

Look there! some one is coming.. Is that Super-man?, is that Bat-man?, is that spider-man?.. Nooo it is our own URrrrr!! man.. Actually he's not coming, but leaving :(.. Today was his last day in office.. Though i am happy that he's leaving to pursue his dreams, the 'Pada' batch will miss him in office..

It was the summer of 2007, when 5 high flying freshers were asked to form a team.. The team comprised of a manager, a lead and us 5.. There was this one guy who was very calm, didn't talk much, and you can say on seeing him only once that he is a workaholic.. he used to work so much that, in our mini project he did at-least 2 times the amount of work which the other 4 combined did.. Seeing this i secretly went to my manager and told him that i wanted to work with him in the next project as well :P :D.. But my bad luck i didn't have my passport ready and he travelled on-site and for the next 2 years, it happened so that we could not interact much..

The 'Pada' batch
Last year around this time, a group was started which revolutionised the way time can be wasted in office.. He was an integral part of this revolutionary group.. The creation of the group was no easy task though.. I had to terrorize people saying that i will remove the USB power cable if they don't come, and actually i had done it many times.. Sometimes it so happened that they did not save the work they did and they had to redo whatever junk work they were doing.. In some days only the word 'Pada' was enough to get them move their asses..

The next 4-5 month's were any manager's nightmare.. We used to spend at least an hour and half for breakfast, an hour for lunch and 2 hours for snacks.. In between all this there used to be a pantry meeting every 30 mins..

This guy is a fitness freak :P.. before he started to come to Gym, he used to run in his room.. Those who have seen people run on treadmill can imagine the scene.. Just remove the treadmill from that.. :D i still laugh imagining that scene..

He used to give lots of gyan, though nowadays he has stopped.. They wouldn't mean a thing, but he did not give up..

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

and during our farming days

Life on a farm is a school of patience; you can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days.
There are three easy ways of losing money - racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain.

Ohh i forgot to mention, he is such a great poet.. he rocked at everything.. here are some of the samples

"Kolkata is the city of joy"...
During a walk along a Kolkata street,
I will tell you the sights that my eyes meet.
As you know Kolkatans love to eat,
I see a crowded shop famous for its sweet meats.
As I continue my walk, I hear the ringing of a bell,
The evening prayer is going on by this you can tell.
As I hurry on, I see a common sight,
A group of boys playing cricket with all their might.
Then I see two children coming home from school,
They concentrate on jumping in every mud pool.
As I hurried away from there, I saw a pretty scene,
I saw herds of cattle as they grazed away on the green.
Except for a few mistakes, untouched its beauty,
To look after it is every Kolkatans duty.
Now I hurry home through the streets,
These are a few more sights that my eyes meet.

and his finest

Hurrah! It's vacation time!
To rest with a cup of lime.
Thanks to Ugadi...
It made the office close jaldi..
Working a little will do good to all,
Or else we'll be of no good like an airless ball!
This is the time, this is the season
To have fun without any reason..
Hurrah! It's vacation time!

These are just the sample of the person.. There is no way a blog post will be enough..

Wishing you best of luck and have a great future ahead and plsss don't come back to this company :P..
A jobless well wisher..

Dreamzzz!!!

Thanks to Christopher Nolan most of us would be thinking about what exactly are these dreams.. Even though i have not watched the movie yet, i kept on hearing the word 'Dream' for the past few days and i kind of got curious about what exactly is the concept behind dream.. So i googled the word dream and got a whopping 274,000,000 results.. hmmm i am not a fool to go through so many results just for writing an idiotic blog :P..

I thought wikipedia might help and according to it,

A dream is a succession of images, sounds or emotions which the mind experiences during sleep..

, Then followed a load of bull crap.. It seems dreams are messages from gods, dead people.. ya right these gods have so much time to come into our dreams.. I skipped this and went to the technical part, dreams happen only during Rapid Eye Movement(REM) sleep.. It was so boring that i skipped that as well.. By the time i came to the end of the page i had skipped almost everything and i got to know nothing about this dream thing..

Then i realized that no one has ever come up with a good theory of how a dream works.. Here comes the moment for a genius like me to write a thesis on dream.. So i worked my noodles(Thanks to a friend for such a wonderful quote :D) and came up with my own theory on dreams.. Be prepared to be amazed by the startling revelation of the truth :D..

A group of virtual worlds exists and run in parallel with the real world.. A person usually dreams when he feels the need to visit his own-self who exists in other virtual worlds.. In these virtual worlds there are no reflections, so you will never see yourselves in your own dream.. All the characters and things in this real world exist in the virtual ones but the shape and size of these characters might vary in different virtual worlds.. So you might see the same person as a samurai in one virtual world and a beast in another one..

There are chances that two person have the same dream.. It just means that they visit the same virtual world at the same time and they somehow meet in that virtual world.. Some virtual worlds are so connected to the real world that the actions performed in the virtual world are repeated in the real world and that results in sleep talking, sleep walking and so on.. These ghosts, dragons, mummies are nothing but people existing in different forms in different worlds..

OMG i have become a mental... i think it is better to stop writing blogs :(...

Nearing the end of his blogging days :'(,
A Jobless dreamer

Sorry!!

If you are a fan of Captain vijayakant then you might remember this dialogue

Tamizhla enakku pudikaadha ore vaartha mannippu

or if you are a gult then you might know the dialogue

Telugu lo naaku nachani padam okkate - kshaminchandi..

no this post is not about those movies..

Some days back one of my friends had posted this

Apologizing doesn't mean that You are wrong and the other is right... It only means that You value the relationship much more than your ego

It is so damn right.. It takes a lot of heart to say sorry and even more if you believe that you did nothing wrong.. Believe me it just works like magic.. Most of us melt when we hear the word sorry..
But the thing is that in most scenarios this ego comes ahead of sorry and ruins everything.. If you really care about the person then cast away that ego.. most of the differences will be very silly, it is high time you apologize before it snow-bowls into a huge one.. It need not be your mistake.. Just try it once and see the difference..

Apologizing for any mistakes done,
A Jobless person.

PS: It doesn't work in all situations though, but it is worth trying :D..

When things go wrong..

This is not a time pass post.. This is written as a small note of thanks to all those who helped us when we were in need.. This just shows that there are many people around who help people in need, rather than thinking that it is not their thing.. Before starting i am happy to say that everything is fine and nothing serious has happened on a day when many things could have gone wrong..

It was supposed to be a nice road trip.. But freak accidents do happen.. Last time it was me and i was lucky to escape with just 7 stitches.. This time it was 2 of our friend's turn.. Luckily both were wearing helmets and it really saved the day.. I just am not able to imagine the situation we would have been if they were not wearing helmets..

plzz plzz wear helmets while riding a bike..

We were riding ahead of those guys and we wouldn't even be knowing that they had a fall, but thanks to the passers-by who were kind enough to stop and make a call to us.. They even called for an ambulance and waited till we went there.. Thanks to all those people who helped us there.. Please don't ignore when you face such a situation..

Everyone in Bangalore will blame the traffic out here.. But even in this heavy traffic, there were many people who helped us go through the traffic.. They were helping in clearing the way for us, they were guiding us.. I was really happy to see that.. They were thinking of helping us, even though it meant that it might delay them and the number of people like that were significant..

But there were some people who were trying to extract money even in this situation.. But it is ok, in the end everything ended well and i just want to wish those two a speedy recovery..

Whole heartedly thanking everyone who helped us,
A Jobless well wisher..

A weird little dream

I woke up today to find myself in some alien land.. I was sure that i had been to this land before, but could not recall how it was, i kind of know the reason for me to not able to recall anything about that place.. I wanted the dream to continue, so i stopped thinking about the past :o..

I was not able to decide whether the place was heaven or hell.. I could see some people longing for my blood, but at the same time i could see some people dressed in white, similar to how we know from movies that those in heaven always dress in white..

I was being fed just like how a bali bakra is fed before it is sacrificed, they were applying some weird paste on me similar to how they apply on chicken before they roast it..i ran like anything to escape from there.. When i was about to confirm it is indeed hell, i could see angels all over the place.. I was getting frustrated because i could not find out what place it was..

At that precise moment, i heard a voice.. "Mr.Vineeth all your tests are over and you can get the results after 5 hours.." Now i was able to figure out everything.. It was not a dream :P.. I had been to Appolo clinic, Koramangala for medical check-up.. Mentioning the area is necessary because those who visited that particular clinic can visualize the heaven with all the angels ;)..

Since the dream was over and i had 5 hrs to pass time, had a nice chicken dum biriyaani, went to Forum and bought a wallet worth, wait for it.... 700 bucks :(.. i am such a poor shopper.. i bought my previous wallet at a 1$ shop in korea.. Then spent the longest 2 hrs in a cinema hall watching lamhaa.. :( my roomie had already watched inception so we had to chose that one..

Then came the time for the results.. There are supposed to be 2 consultations, 1 with the dietician and other physician.. First i went to the dietician, she saw the results and was like OMG this is the most perfect report i am seeing in a long time.. :P i started visualizing myself as the Mr.Perfect all know me as.. I told i eat a lot of chocolates and sweet and she started pleading me to stop eating chocolates and sweets.. it seems in the future there might be some problems.. She was scolding me when i told that i stopped going to gym.. Generally dietician consultation takes less than 5 mins.. she didn't leave me for more than 15 mins :P :D ;).. I didn't even go to physician after that, i was satisfied with the perfect guy thing :)..

All the characters in this post are real and there is no fiction :D..

Hehe what a weird blog by
The Mr.Perfect and
a Jobless person

Bangalore is too damn costly..

I was just reviewing my blogs, similar to our own artifact reviews and i was appalled to find that most of them were personal.. i was greatly disappointed because, i wanted this blog to spread social awareness and improve the general knowledge of the countless jobless people visiting this blog :P.. so here i am spreading awareness about Bangalore :D

I will just try to compare some aspects of Bangalore with Chennai.. I am comparing with Chennai because that is one of the only 2 cities where i have lived considerable amount of time, the other one being Allahabad which i don't even consider as a city.. it is a panchayat..

The general conception people have about Bangalore is that it is too costly.. It is not a misconception though.. But the thing is that most of them solely blame it on auto walas.. With my experience in chennai i can say that Bangalore auto walas are too good.. Around 70% of them charge based on meters and they kind of have a fixed rate of 1.5 times during odd hours.. you know what, auto walas in chennai dont even install meters, they say that it is waste of money.. You are totally at their mercy, one guy asked 80 bucks for 4 kms.. this was at a non-it, non-posh north chennai, if you go to south chennai then gone..

The main problem with Bangalore is this government run BMTC services.. OMG they charge so much, that people think autos are better.. Last week-end when i went to Chennai, i boarded a bus from bus stand to my area.. it is roughly around 12kms.. i gave 2 10rs notes to the conductor and asked for a ticket forgetting that i was in chennai.. the ticket actually costed 4.5rs.. I was kind of calculating the amount of profits this BMTC will be getting.. There are 4 different types of bus services and the cost varies based on that, and the frequency of each service is distributed properly.. It is not like the cheap buses will be having torn seats and all, it just varies based on the number of stops..

Hmmm actually there are many other points as well.. but the post will become too long and boring.. :P i know that it is already boring.. and i am feeling too sleepy to continue.. Awareness on Bangalore can wait for some other day ;)..

bye to all from
A jobless sleeping beauty.. :D

Breaking news!!.. I am a nice and innocent guy..

I donno why and how.. But every one seems to think so.. :P

Some days back i went to a post office. I was standing in a line and it was kind of crowded and all were pushing around.. Me being me, i don't like such pushing around, so i came out of the line and was standing for some time.. But the guy who was issuing the forms saw me and called me to the desk and gave me the form.. The rest of them were still fighting and pushing around.. This was not an isolated incident.. It has happened at many places ;)..

Even during school days, me and my friend used to copy with a book under the desk.. but whenever our teacher catches us, he was the one who used to get punished.. They would never believe that i copied..

The most funniest part is my parents think that i am a really good guy :P.. I kind of started early with smoking and drinking :D.. started during school days.. And i am the kind of guy who used to tell almost everything and i told about this as well.. But they did not believe me.. even after 8 years and almost 20-30 times of confession, they still don't believe that i used to drink and smoke.. They still think that i am joking around about it :(..

Office is another classical example.. I work the least out of all those in office.. I always play games, read manga, and go around disturbing people.. Even though my managers and leads see me playing and not doing work, they praise me in meetings.. Last year i got the highest rating and in the appraisal meeting i was arguing with my manager saying that i don't deserve this rating and there are many others who deserve this more than me.. But he said that it is my modesty to say that i don't deserve and according to him i thoroughly deserved that rating :P..

I hate doing documents, presentations and so on.. I was once asked to do some presentation on something which i don't even remember now.. I wanted to do it so that they would never ask me to do any kind of documentation.. i thought i did a good work at doing a bad ppt.. :P i used clouds in flow chart and used all bright colours and did the worst possible presentation.. but to my horror my manager was praising me for that.. it seems using clouds was so innovative :(.. They were showing this to others and praising it..

I forgot one more instance :D...
This was during my campus interview, and i was asked a simple question about recursive function and to the interviewers horror, i could not answer even that.. but one thing is during HR interview the korean who did my interview was much impressed by my boldness.. i told him that i will leave this company to get another job on gaming development.. but that never happened though :(.. I still could not understand how i got into this company :P.. should i be happy or sad about that..

Is there no way i can be considered a bad guy?? I was trying so hard for the past few months in office and i was given a spot award for that :o.. hehe do i deserve a spot award?? hell no..

But this is good right.. i do all kind of things but i still come out unscathed being the nice guy, just like Mr.perfect of arya2 fame ;)..

Still the same old
Mr.Perfect Jobless guy.

Yeh dil maange more!! But why??

No, this is not a PEPSI commercial..

I was just thinking about why corruption exists in this world.. Corruption exists because people are never satisfied with what they have.. They always want more.. And i found out the root cause of this corruption :P.. No kidding, the main reason for corruption are parents :o..

This is how it starts.. When they want their kid to buy some groceries they go like,

Baabu, can you go and buy these groceries for mamma?

When the kid says that he wont then they start bribing.

Buy chocolates with whatever money is left in that..

Now now, which kid can reject such an offer huh..

This doesn't stop there.. When their kids go to school,

If you get 1st rank in your class i will buy u a video game..

If you get 1st class in your 10th exams i will buy u a cycle..

If you get into good college i will buy u a bike..

and this continues on.. Ya right.. start bribing your children from the moment they are born and start blaming that this country is corrupted..

The children are brought up such that by the time they live on their own, they are bribed at each and every step.. Now how can we expect them to work without taking a bribe..

So the whole problem lies with the way parents bring up their kids.. So friends, the thing is our generation cannot be changed.. So enjoy taking bribes and live your life.. but make sure that you pluck the roots, by bringing up your children without bribery, even if it means that they won't help you or won't study well, so that at least next generation will be free of corruption.. These sacrifices are a must for the sake of this country :P..

Woww i am giving advice to improve our country.. hehehe..

Yohohohoho yoho yoho
A Jobless person..

3!!!

The title doesn't make any sense, does it?

hmmm, this is the number which defines my resume.. yes i would be having 3 years of work experience by tomorrow, and that too in the same company.. No one would have thought they will be working in the same company for 3 long years, not in this company at-least.. Many would be dreaming about getting a job in this company which is such a global name and pays heftily compared to many others.. Even though i did not exactly dream like that, but i was more than happy on the first day i came to this office..

This is how my last 3 years kind of went by..

Wow this campus is cool, facing the lake and all..

Wow there are so many of them joining with me..

Wow i am going to stay in diamond district for the 1st month(those who stayed there will be knowing why i 'wow'ed)..

Wow for the first week, where we enjoyed completely..

Wowwwwwwwww i found my first love :)..

Wow, the training at aprameyah, playing games and enjoying..

Wow, i was taken into a team and the manager was a gult (thought that communication wont be a problem.. i never talked to him in Telugu though :P)..

Wow travelling to Korea.. Actually double wow because she was also travelling on the same day to Korea ;)..

Wow enjoyed the first trip out of India without much work..

Wow got the same work(Media player), which i was already muddling with just for time pass..

Wow bought an apartment in Bangalore..

Wow got 1 rating..

Wow was asked to apply for US visa (I just wanted to travel and roam around.. But later was very happy that i did not travel :P)..

Here started the slide.. From this point onward there was hardly any wow moment..

Started fighting with my manager..
Started rejecting all the work assigned to me..
Got rejected even though i never proposed..
Did not get good increment..
Started applying for other jobs but never really got any closer to quitting this company..
Started losing interest in work.. It has been months since i did work with my own interest.. yes i did enjoy my work during media player days..

And here i am still in the same company doing the same thing, without any idea of what is next.. Tomorrow is a small step of 3 years.. Who knows how many such steps i ll climb in this company :(.. In a handful of years i can become the VP of this company ;)..

I seriously hope that doesn't happen though..

The only good thing to happen in the past 3 years is that i got some good friends :P..

Signing off,
A truly Jobless person..

FIFA World Cup 2010..

Here we are on the day of the finals.. Whatever may happen today.. History will be created.. It will be a first for both the countries and the first time a European champion will be crowned outside their own continent..Both the countries will be ranked one and two depending on the results pushing Brazil down to 3rd.. This past one month i was fully busy following the matches and it even pushed Wimbledon to the background(Tennis kinda being my favourite sport)..

Here are some of the important moments of this world cup till now.. Today's match will create more such moments for sure, with the kind of players involved.. Will add those later after the match.. Before starting that i was so much impressed by the no nonsense style of play by Uruguay and especially by Forlan.. Before this world cup i didn't know who was Forlan, but after seeing him play and his curling free kicks, i could not help but remember two great curlers of the ball, Beckham and Ronaldinho.. He is surely my man of the World cup..

Maradonna - What can anyone say about this over reacting guy.. he is so full of himself or should i say he never believed in his team, that even before the WC kicked off he gave a statement saying that he will run naked if Argentina win the cup..

Italy and France - I kind of predicted that these two teams have no chance of reaching the knock-out stages of this WC and it came true..

England - Here is one team which was so much hyped by the British media.. It is not that they did not have substance, but they were not able to bring it on to the field.. One single mistake by Robert Green which many were blaming on Jabulani made sure that they did not top the group, and missed a relatively easier path to semi-finals. Not that they would have reached semis that way, but it was way easier than facing germany in the pre-quarters..

It is the first time that a host nation did not reach the knock out stages of WC and only one out of 6 African teams reached the Knock out stage..

When the 1st round of games finished, everyone started saying that South American teams are going to dominate and it will be a Brazil - Argentina finals.. But in the end the top 3 places are occupied by European teams with Uruguay being the only saving grace..

The top 3 players this season according to club form namely Messi, Ronaldo, Rooney were not able to carry their club form to their country scoring just one goal in between them..

There were too many refereeing errors which ultimately cost the match for some teams,
The first one being the England - German match, which was completely ridiculous with the ball falling 2 yards inside the goal line.. The match might have been completely different..

One more being the first goal of Argentina - Mexico match. The match was evenly poised till that time, when Tevez who was completely offside scored the first one..

There were many more like Kaka's red card, Fabiabo's double hand ball..

Argentina got their asses whooped by Young Germans in the Quarters by a 4 - nil margin..

Robben proved that just by diving and creating panic in the opposition, better teams can be beaten.. Brazil were obviously the better team on that day buy got beaten 2 - 1 due to a red card..

Suarez - This guy is claiming his hand to be the new hand of god.. Actually that is true, if not for him they never would have reached the semis.. He did the job of the goalie during the last kick of the match.. He was red carded and a penalty was given to Ghana. But Gyan was not able to convert it and Ghana lost it in shoot out..

The two losing semi finalists were missing an important player each in the semis.. Suarez for Uruguay and Mueller for Germany.. They could have made a lot of difference to the outcome as the matches were pretty much evenly fought even without them..

Forlan ended his world cup with a curling free kick which just caught the crossbar in the third place play off..

It maybe because of Jabulani or maybe the quality of national football just doesn't match the club football.. But too many spot kicks were missed, too many one on one situations squandered, too many goal keeping errors and too many shots hitting the crossbar..

I did not watch all 12 am start matches so i might have missed many things.. But these are the things which mattered the most.. Hope the finals will be a cracker of a match..

How could i forget octopus paul whose predictions were all true.. it ll be 100% if Spain wins today..

Signing off,
A Jobless Person

Itz raining!!!!!

Yatta... It is raining cats and dogs!! .. Who doesn't like to get drenched in rain? huh..

Yesterday, i got drenched in rain while going to office.. the consequences were pretty bad.. I got cold, sore throat, fever.. but the worst of all, i had to miss the team lunch @ barbecue nation.. Instead of eating grilled fish, fried chicken and mouth watering yummy gulab jaamoons, i had to be content with plain bread and crocin :'(..

Now it is raining again.. Heavier than yesterday.. Who cares.. I wanted to get drenched again without even the slightest worry about my condition.. i still have fever and cold :(.. There i went into the streets without an umbrella with four choices in mind.. Every sane person would want to have one of these when it is raining..

--> Garam garam chaai
--> Hot hot mirapakai bhajji
--> Spicy sweet corn and last but not least my favourite during rainy season
--> Ice-cream

I was not able to make a choice out of these.. So here i am completely drenched, having eaten all those mentioned and completely satisfied..

Just hope that i don't fall ill again and lie on my bed for the next few days.. Even if i fall ill, hope that there are no team lunches/ treats on Monday so that i won't miss any more jaamoons..

Twilight

Reading this book was solely possible due to the countless night outs i did working hard for my company.. You might be confused as to how these are related to each other.. Hmm yeah with a sense of accomplishment, i am proud to say that i was given a spot award for single handedly completing my module not once but twice.. I am not sure which hand i used to complete it, but my other hand was busy playing games during office hours which is kind of my main profession.. The reason for me getting the award was different, though this is what was written on my award.. So who cares, i got the award and a sapna book house coupon worth 1000 bucks as monetary reward..

The main protagonist of this book is Bella(Isabella swan).. The whole story is seen through the eyes of Bella.. This is the story of Bella a shy regular girl who has the knack of getting into dangerous situations without herself knowing and Edward, a vampire who is the kind of perfect guy every girl wants..

The story starts with Bella moving from Phoenix to a small town Forks, which is too damp to her liking.. She joins high school, where she meets Edward and instantly gets attracted to him.. The romance blooms as Bella gets into danger too often and there he is to save the day as always.. At first Edward tries to avoid her for obvious reasons that a vampire is a blood thirsty being and he fears that he could not control himself.. But as time passes by he simply cannot avoid her.. He starts telling her all the secrets about himself and his family..

Then suddenly out of nowhere enters the antagonist, James another vampire who was hyped so much, that i expected a lot from him.. His part in the story could have been extended a bit.. And the end where Bella spills a drop of blood and one of Edwards family member tries to attack her was kind of unnecessary.. There are some characters introduced which are supposed to be used in the sequel.. That was unnecessary since they had too little a role in this book..

Overall the book is a nice read.. Even though the story is simple and kind of predictable, nowhere did i feel bored.. There are no over the edge action scenes in it.. It was kind of disappointing in that sense, since a vampire story is supposed to be that..

He-he those who want to read a gripping suspense novel can skip this one.. Waiting to read the next one in the series..

Bye for now,
cheers,
A jobless person..

Jst for continuity :P

hmm i thought of writing this just to make sure that i wont rust(This is how good my English is :() and for the sake of continuity..

This Wednesday we had a team outing.. Before the outing i was thinking that this will be a fun trip and i can write a blog about it.. To my horror the outing was very bad, at least for me and i was not in the mood to write on that day..

So this blog is not about the outing in general, but a small doubt that creeped into my mind on that day..

Lazy River: The definition of lazy river according to wiki is as follows..

generally a slow current, usually just enough to allow guests to gently ride along lying on rafts

Here gently is the key.. I am not sure who gave it this name.. But every time i went, no one was allowed to gently ride in the lazy river.. The only reason anyone wants to go to lazy river is to make sure others fall from their tubes and they will be keeping count of that.. I was also not different from them.. I too did the same, that is making sure that no one enjoys the lazy river and in the process made one of my friend almost cry :P.. This is not funny you know :(..

So, Adhyeksha nenu anedi enti ante, idhi lazy river kaadhu, indhulo dhigina prajalu sukanga undatledu, idhi ruling party vaalu chesina kutra.. aimoolanga nenu anedhi enti ante, nijaalu prajalaki theliyaali.. Ee lazy river peru maarchi stumble down river ani pettali ani manavi cheskuntunna.. Adhyeksha ila ganaka cheyaka pothe maa party vaala tho nenu walk out chestaanu..

Summary in english is simple, change the name from lazy river to stumble down river :D..

Wow what a post.. This is what you can expect from a person who is basically poor at everything he does..